Sunday, August 23, 2009

Does this car make my penis look big?

Finally, a ride that has the luxury of a studio apartment with the convenience of a garbage truck.

If you do decide to drive around town in an urban assault vehicle be sure to attach a battering ram to the front of it (for safety and protection). The last thing you want is a child's helmet to put a nasty scratch the bonnet.

Parting note

If the saying that goes along the lines of ‘the bigger the car the smaller the dick’ is accurate, then the guy who owns this rolling eyesore has a six inch hole in his belly.

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