Monday, August 24, 2009

Non Alcoholic Vodka!

Now you can enjoy the great odourless and tasteless nectar of vodka without the pesky inconvenience of waking up in a jail cell looking at fifteen to life for the brutal rape and fire murder of taxi driver.

Say goodbye to the days of vomiting in stranger’s mouths and hello to spending $27.50 for a bottle of water. But don’t drink too much because nobody likes a Non-Alcoholic (unless they’re going to N.A.A meetings and cuddling strangers).

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